Saturday, August 25, 2018

Recipe of the Month: Cucumber-noodle salad

As the end of August was approaching, I started hunting around for a new Recipe of the Month that would make use of what we had on hand. And what we had, as we usually do at this time of year, was cucumbers—lots of them. So far, our eight cucumber vines have provided us with a total of 35 cucumbers, and they just keep coming. We were starting to run out of jars to make pickles in.

So I hunted through the collection of recipes I'd been saving, and I found one that I'd clipped from Stop & Shop's Savory magazine a year ago: Noodle Salad with Shrimp. This actually called for only half of an English cucumber, but Brian and I figured one of our garden-variety cucumbers, seeded, would work just as well. The other adjustment he made was to halve the amount of shrimp the recipe called for, since we only had a limited supply. We considered substituting regular cabbage, which we already had in the fridge, for the Savoy cabbage the recipe called for, but it's really not the same thing, and since we had to go out to H-Mart anyway to pick up a can of water chestnuts, it was no extra trouble to grab one.

We served this modified salad up with two of the three garnishes the recipe recommends; we used the chopped peanuts and fresh basil, but left out the edamame. (We actually had some in the freezer, but it had been in there for ages and neither of us quite trusted it.) However, after tasting the salad both with and without the garnishes, Brian and I both concluded that it actually tasted better without the basil. Its strong, pungent taste tended to overpower the more delicate flavors of shrimp and cabbage, fish sauce and lime juice. Without the dressing, there was nothing to distract from these pleasant, milder flavors and the interesting blend of textures in the salad: soft and chewy rice noodles, tender shrimp, slightly wilted cabbage, firm but watery cucumbers, and crisp water chestnuts.


All in all, we both found this recipe very enjoyable, and generous enough to provide a dinner and a lunch the following day for the two of us. I'd certainly be happy to make it again, but I don't know that I'd be inclined to make it a regular addition to our repertoire. Not only does it call for several ingredients we don't usually have on hand—shrimp, water chestnuts, and Savoy cabbage—but all those ingredients are fairly expensive, so we wouldn't want to make a habit of using them all the time. However, it's a nice recipe to keep on hand for special occasions.

Perhaps this would make a good company dinner for summertime, a lighter alternative to our go-to Skillet Chicken with Rhubarb. Both dishes have the advantage of being gluten-free, so we can reasonably serve either one to most of our friends. However, we'll need to add some fancy veggie-friendly dishes to our repertoire if we ever want to impress any vegetarian or vegan visitors. A goal for a future Recipe of the Month, maybe?

Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Money Crashers: How to Get Cheap Concert, Event & Musical Tickets

This fall, Brian and I are doing something a little unusual for us: we're going to a show.

The reason it's unusual is that, come on, have you seen what tickets cost? People are dropping a grand at a time to see Hamilton, but pretty much any Broadway show will run you at least $100 a seat. We just can't bring ourselves to spend that kind of cash on a regular basis.

However, I recently started digging into this topic for Money Crashers, and I discovered that there are, in fact, ways to see a good show—maybe not the hit of the season, but a good show—for a lot less than this. And the same goes for concerts, sports matches, and other events with normally ridiculous ticket prices.

Some ideas include:
  • Choosing cheaper events—like a weeknight performance, a concert by a lesser-known artist, or a mid-season game that doesn't have as much riding on the outcome.
  • Choosing cheaper seats, which may be more isolated or have a less perfect view.
  • Knowing where to shop. Options include buying on Craigslist, going directly to the venue, or using a site that offers price alerts.
  • Knowing when to shop. Prices often fall closer to showtime.
  • Taking advantage of special offers, which include working for a seat, winning one in a giveaway, buying student rush tickets, or using a "seat filler" service.
In the process of researching this article, I looked at some theaters in my area to see their tickets cost—and lo and behold, I found that the State Theatre in New Brunswick was offering a one-night improvisational comedy performance by Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood, of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" fame. And the cheapest seats in the house, rear orchestra, were only $25 each. A total of $50 (plus tax, plus parking) is still a bit more than Brian and I usually spend on an evening's entertainment, but we figured for a special event like this it was worth it.

This bargain basically took advantage of several of the tips I covered in the article. The State Theater is a pretty major venue for New Jersey, but it still ain't Broadway, so we didn't pay Broadway prices—and since it's a weeknight, the price was lower than it would be for a weekend. We chose cheap seats, and we avoided fees by buying directly from the venue.

The show's in October, so I'll let you know afterward whether it was worth the money. In the meantime, you can check out the article for more details on how to get a good deal on an equally cool event in your area:

How to Get Cheap Concert, Event & Musical Tickets

Saturday, August 18, 2018

Homemade oat milk experiment, part 2

Last week, you heard about how Brian and I attempted to make our own oat milk using an ultra-simple recipe (blend oats with water, strain, sweeten to taste). As you may recall, this blend tasted okay straight and on cereal, but I had my doubts about whether it would work in cocoa, given that several recipes I'd seen online warned that homemade oat milk turns "very thick" or "gelatinous" when heated. And since my primary use of milk is in cocoa, which I drink every day for breakfast and frequently as a dessert, any milk substitute that doesn't work for this purpose would be pretty much useless to me.

So this week, Brian whipped up another batch of oat milk specifically to test for this use. This time, he soaked the oats first for around half an hour, then blended them and strained them, but added no sweetener. Then he instructed me to make a cup of cocoa just as I usually do: mix 1 tsp. cocoa, 1 tsp. sugar, and half a packet of sweetener in the mug, add enough boiling water to make a paste, stir in the milk, zap it for one minute in the microwave, and trickle in a few drops of vanilla.

Here you see the cocoa just as it looked when it first came out of the microwave. Although you probably can't tell from the photo, it was already quite thick at this point; stirring it with the spoon felt rather like spooning up a thick soup. It also required an extra spoonful of sugar to make it as sweet as cocoa made with milk. With that addition, it was drinkable, and the flavor of the oat milk didn't noticeably alter its taste.

However, over the course of the next few minutes, the cocoa continued to thicken, to the point that its started to feel more like a semi-solid mixture, similar to applesauce, than any sort of liquid. Not only did it get harder to sip, it developed an almost slimy mouthfeel that was rather unpleasant. Before too long I handed over the cup to Brian, saying I just couldn't finish it—and before he was halfway through it, he also gave up the attempt, giving the lie to his earlier claim that he "could eat anything."

So it's apparent that this recipe for homemade oat milk won't work for us. Brian could use it on his cereal, but there's not that much point in switching over to a plant-based milk just for him when I'm the one who's most interested in getting off the moo juice. The question now is, could any other form of oat milk possibly work?

A little research suggested that a commercial oat milk, such as Oatly, probably wouldn't have this same problem with excessive thickening. According to the Plant Milk website, homemade oat milk
"contain[s] natural fiber (mucilage) which function as natural thickener." However, when commercial oat milks are pasteurized, "these substances (mucilages) disappear along with many other nutrients." The authors of the site try to make it sound like this thickness is a feature, not a bug, arguing it's what gives oat milk its "personality." They also claim that oat milk made according to the "basic recipe" (50 grams of rolled oats to one liter hot water) should be "substantial, but not overly thick when warmed up for consumption"—which wasn't our experience at all.

However, the site also concedes that if you want a thinner milk, you can either reduce the amount of oats, use cooler water, or let the oats sit in the hot water overnight as it cools. Unfortunately, I'm skeptical about these claims, given that we actually did use cold water in our oat milk and it still came out so thick as to be undrinkable.

There's also a recipe on this site for Raw Grain Oat Milk, which uses oats blended with hot water—without pre-soaking—and then heats the resulting mixture for ten minutes before refrigerating it. This version, the site claims, "will keep its creamy texture without being too thick" when reheated. And on the section of the site devoted to hot chocolate recipes, it notes that hot chocolate made with other versions of oat milk become "pudding-like" as they cool, but it claims this version "won’t get too thick sitting on the fridge."

So I suppose we could try this recipe to see if it works any better in cocoa, but I'm not sure it's really worth the attempt. For one thing, this site already steered us wrong on its basic oat milk recipe, so I'm not all that inclined to trust it about the "raw grain" version. And even if this form of oat milk proves to be usable, the added step of heating the milk before storing it makes for considerably more work—more than we would probably want to go to every time we needed milk to drink. (I guess it's not really more work than going out to the store for milk, but when we do that, we can pick up two gallons at a time; this recipe only makes one liter.)

So it looks like it's back to the drawing board on plant-based milks. I found a collection of nine "easy plant milk recipes" on the Simple Vegan blog, but most of them call for nuts, which are pricey. The brown rice milk recipe would be reasonably cheap to make, but it calls for cooking the rice first, which, once again, adds an extra step that makes for a lot more work. The most promising recipe I've found is this semi-homemade coconut milk, which is simply coconut milk (not the same as the refrigerated stuff, which is thinner and costs a lot more) diluted with water. If you use Trader Joe's coconut milk, which costs only 99 cents a can, this recipe works out to only $3.16 per gallon—only around 50 percent more than the cheapest price we've found for dairy milk at Costco, and actually less than we've occasionally paid at Shop-Rite when there wasn't a good sale. So maybe mixing up a batch of that should be our next experiment.

Sunday, August 12, 2018

Our homemade oat milk experiment

Last spring, I did a little digging into the question of how plant-based milk alternatives stack up to dairy milk. This turned out to be a thornier issue than it seems; almond milk, the most popular alternative, has a much smaller carbon footprint than cow's milk, but it also uses much more water to produce, and the other plant milks all have various downsides in terms of health, taste, and affordability.

A week or so ago, however, I started thinking about this subject again, in the wake of the FDA's groundbreaking decision that producers of these plant-based milks will have to stop using the name
"milk" for their products because it's too confusing to consumers. (Apparently, even though "almond milk" has been known by that name since the Middle Ages, the people drinking it all these centuries have actually been doing so under the false impression that almonds have breasts.) I'd also been hearing a little more about the immense benefits of a vegan diet (as opposed to the sort of semi-vegetarian diet we have now) for the climate, and speculating about how difficult it would be for me to give up dairy milk.

So I started doing a little more investigating, this time focusing on the question, "Which plant-based milk is best?", and I came across this piece in Food & Wine in which testers tasted and ranked 15 different alternatives. Interestingly, though the ever-popular almond milk met with almost universal approval, there were three other alternatives that outranked it: flax, oat, and macadamia. I was encouraged to see oat milk (which the testers described as "buttery, thick, very close to real milk" and "excellent in coffee") on the list, since it's one of the few plant-based milks that isn't made from nuts, which tend to be imported, expensive, and water-intensive to grow. An analysis by the Green Star Project calls oat milk "a sustainable (and very affordable) choice," which means it ticks all the boxes for an ecofrugal lifestyle.

What intrigued me most about oat milk, however, was the possibility of making our own. I'd already rejected the idea of making almond milk from scratch, since based on the recipes I'd seen, it would be much more expensive than the stuff in cartons and quite a lot of work, to boot—but oats are very cheap to buy and are already a staple food in our diets, so it would cost almost nothing to try it.

When I mentioned this to Brian, he found the idea interesting enough to whip out our little Magic Bullet blender and try it on the spot. He simply put in half a cup of oats to 1 3/4 cups water, blended it all up together, and strained it with a sieve. (This didn't really remove all the oat residue; a piece of cheesecloth would probably work better.) We both tried it straight out of the blender, and then Brian sweetened it with 2 teaspoons of sugar and a quarter-teaspoon of vanilla and we tried it again. Then, for the final test, Brian poured the rest of it on his morning breakfast cereal and tried it that way. (He threw the strained-out oat residue on there, too, in lieu of the whole oats he usually adds, but this part of the experiment was not a success, as the ground oats were too soggy. Still, he thinks it wouldn't be too hard to put them to use, perhaps in some sort of homemade granola.)

My initial take is that I wasn't nearly as impressed with the flavor of this homemade oat milk—even after sweetening—as the testers at Food&Wine were with the commercial stuff. Aside from the slightly grainy texture of the imperfectly strained milk, I found it had a distinctly oat-y, almost grassy taste, kind of like the water that oatmeal has been cooked in. It wasn't bad, exactly, but it was almost nothing like real milk. So it would definitely take some getting used to. However, Brian had no problem with the taste of it, even drunk straight, and on his cereal, he practically couldn't tell the difference.

So it appears that homemade oat milk has several points in its favor. It's cheap; it's reasonably sustainable as plant-based milks go, and definitely more sustainable than cow's milk; and it's not too hard to make. And the taste, while I don't love it, is fairly inoffensive; it certainly works okay for cereal, and it probably wouldn't clash too much in my morning cocoa.

However, there's one catch: it's not entirely clear that using it in my morning cocoa would actually work. After Brian's little experiment, I went looking for homemade oat milk recipes online to see if there was anything we should try doing differently, and the recipe at A Virtual Vegan came with the caveat that you should not heat it up "with a steam wand or any other method," as it "becomes very thick, very quickly and ends up unsuitable for use in drinks." The recipe from Minimalist Baker contains he same warning: "DO NOT HEAT or it will thicken and become gelatinous in texture." And since the main thing I use milk for is hot cocoa, a milk substitute that can't be used for this purpose isn't much use to me.

On the other hand, I found a very similar oat milk recipe at Simple Vegan Blog, and the author of that one says "you can drink it hot or cold." There was even a query about it in the comments, and the author confirms that heating it up works fine. The editors of Bon Appétit also seemed to have no problem heating up their homemade oat milk; in fact, they said it "really shines when it's steamed or simmered" and called it "the cashmere sweater of winter drinks." So perhaps the difficulties the Minimalist Baker and Virtual Vegan encountered with heating up their oat milk came from the whole dates they used to sweeten it, rather than the oats. In any case, it's clearly possible to make a homemade oat milk that works in hot drinks; it's just a question of whether our version would or wouldn't.

All in all, it looks like we'll need to do a little more experimentation before we can say whether homemade oat milk really is an acceptable all-around substitute for cow's milk. Aside from cocoa, we'd probably want to see how it works in some of our other staple recipes, like soup and pudding, before we'd be prepared to cast aside dairy milk in its favor. But so far, in terms of taste, sustainability, and cost, it looks like the best bet we've seen yet. (Nutrition-wise, of course, it doesn't quite match the profile of dairy milk; it's not too bad on protein, but has no calcium to speak of. But I could find ways to work around that if necessary.)

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Gardeners' Holidays 2018: Cuke Fest

Once again, I'm opting this year to celebrate the August Gardeners' Holiday as something other than Squashmas. We do have a couple of good-sized zucchini in the fridge at the moment, but they've been more or less swamped by the cucumber and tomato crops. My garden log shows that to date, we have harvested:
  • 13 Marketmore cucumbers
  • 9 Cross-Country cucumbers
  • 8 Black Prince tomatoes (about 10 ounces)
  • 104 Honeydrop cherry tomatoes (about 28 ounces)
  • 32 small and 16 medium Heinz tomatoes
And this is just the beginning of the tomato season; the Pineapples haven't even started producing yet. By September, we could be literally rolling in the things, if that were our idea of fun. As for the cucumbers, we've got one quart jar crammed full of pickles in the fridge, one more that's half-empty, and four more large cukes just sitting in the produce drawer.

So, rather than try to make a meal out of our two zucchini, Brian decided to put some of our other produce to use in our favorite quinoa salad. This is a just a slightly modified version of the Couscous Salad recipe out of The Clueless Vegetarian, which calls for couscous, cucumbers, and pretty much any other chopped veggies you want to throw in; after trying it at one point with kasha in place for the couscous, we discovered that it works best of all with quinoa, which is much more chewy and substantial. Plus, it has the advantage of being a meal you can feed to just about anyone, since both vegans and gluten-free folks can eat it.

Here you see the bowl with just the veggies in it. Every single thing in here—cucumbers, pepper, cherry tomatoes, scallions, and parsley—came out of our garden.

Then Brian added the quinoa and some chick peas for a little extra body, and voilà—a simple, healthy, home-grown meal.

Unfortunately, although we have cherries on hand, we didn't make a dessert with home-grown produce. So we'll have to settle for a little ice cream and an episode of "Good Bones" to close the festivities.